A LITTLE SPIRITUAL HUMOR FOR ALL THE MEDIA JUNKIES, IT’S SILLY BUT WORTH A METAPHYSICAL LAUGH.

TAKEN FROM: "THE ONION

 

Mytron The Fifth, Illuminati Ruler And Secret Overlord Of All Humanity, Dead At 112

2,000 MILES BENEATH BAVARIA, —Mytron the Fifth, Illuminati ruler and secret mastermind of the human race since the year 8449 on the ’s calendar, died yesterday in his subterranean 2,000 MILES BENEATH BAVARIA, GERMANY—Mytron the Fifth, Illuminati ruler and secret mastermind of the entire human race since the year 8449 on the world’s true calendar, died yesterday in his subterranean bedchamber. He was 112. Mytron, who assumed clandestine dominion of the planet upon the sudden withering of Hemmonphanes the Ancient, was perhaps best known for engineering more than 200 wars, catastrophes, and famines, and for having psychokinetic control over the inner thoughts of every man, woman, and child on earth. "He’ll be missed," said a longtime friend and Roman Catholic archbishop who declined to be identified. Mytron is survived by 251 offspring, primarily from his human wives.pastedGraphic.pdf


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