19 November 2011

Channeler: El Anora

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Pink/Purple/Light/Spiral, JOY, the Heart, the Unification of LOVE, dear ones, you are so blessed this day by the Arcturian Fleet, as we come in the RADIANCE of LIGHT, to engulf, fill, and transform you with the LOVING energies of ARCTURUS, and we are HAPPY to do so.

Dearest ONES, you are BEAUTIFUL, in HEART, MIND, and SPIRIT, thank you for being SO. This is the RE-UNION, you have been waiting for, the RE-UNION of COSMIC CONSCIOUSNESS/SELF, and that is the MIRACLE OF ALL.
Dearest ones, we SPREAD JOY to you on this day, let your be the WISDOM TEACHERS TO YOU, as they are the WISDOM TEACHERS to us, and let your DOG, being the WISE MASTER, as you are his or her HUMBLE DISCIPLE! We are WISE to hear the words of these beings, as THEY poop in your YARD, and YOU PICK it up, we KNOW WHO THE MASTERS ARE!
Dearest ones, we say that we also know who rules the world, and it is the HEART, the HEART of JOY and LAUGHTER, that rings true through ALL life, and if we were to make an , we would post on the BACK of the DOLLAR bill, UNITED IN LAUGHTER WE FALL OVER TICKLING EACH OTHER!

Seriously, WHY WOULD WE SAY THIS? Because it is TRUE dear ones, that you take each other SO SERIOUSLY!, and you take everything SO SERIOUSLY!, and we are SUPER SERIOUSLY, about THAT.
But dearest ones, doesn’t SUPER SERIOUSLY, sound an aweful lot like SUPERIORLY! And it is TRUE, dearest ones, when you take anything SERIOUSLY/SERIALLY/ you become SUPERIORLY.
And this SUPERIOR-ness, of your HEART, is the DRIVING FORCE BEHIND THE DEATH OF ALL LAUGHTER.
And CREATION.
For if you TAKE, your SELF, too, SERIOUSLY, SERIALLY, SUPERIORLY, dear ones, then you cannot CREATE, because, FREE FROM FEE DOM, creates PURE EXPRESSION.
Dearest ONES, we LOVE you, and are LAUGHING OUR VIOLET EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL BUTTS OFF, at the way you TREAT EACH other so SERIOUSLY!
We DO FIND, all HUMOROUS, because, when we FIND IT SO, our HEARTS, they FLOAT into the essence of PRIME CREATOR. SO YOU, take this laughter from US, and you take it SERIOUSLY!
Dearest ones, GIVE YOUR CHILDREN your books, and TELL them to DRAW a picture on the PAGES, and then ask US, dearest ONES, which is more precious to you, the DRAWING, or your BOOKS?
Your KNOWLEDGE, or your CHILDREN?
Yes, DEAR ONES, we KNOW, in HEART, that which you ARURUA, and love you so much.
So fill your HEART with RAINBOWS dear ONES, and FILL your life with UNICORNS of JOY, and when you REMEMBER, these UNICORNS, you can KNOW in your HEARTS you are RUNNING FREE AS ONE.
Let us ALL run FREE as ONE, dear ONES, with ETERNAL LAUGHTER, of HEART.
Do you FIND this FUNNY dear ONES? Do you NOT? Dear Ones? Tell us how you FEEL!
And with this LOVE, from HEART, speak as if it had never been SPOKEN, create it ANEW as if it had never been FORMED.
We say, DEAREST ONES, replace your LIGHT BULBS, switch to ULTRA-VIOLeT, but, DEAR ONES, do not BURN OUT YOUR EYES, from too much EXPOSURE.
Sometimes, IT IS BETTER TO GO OUTSIDE!
And see REAL LIGHT, happening RIGHT NOW.
Dear ones, we would like to tell you about this new device we have created, it is called Virtual Nature, and this is the process by which you can “BUY” this virtual nature.
You step outside y our DOOR, dear ONES, and when you come to a “NATURAL” scene, you STOP, put your QUARTER in, and LET NATURE TAKE HER COURSE!
Yes, dear ones, we would LIKE to present this VIRTUAL NATURE to you, it is more than 3d, and YOU GET TO EXPERIENCE, first HAND.
We would also like to, dearest ones, tell you about REAL EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL VISITATIONS, go to your BEST FRIENDS HOUSE, and knock on the DOOR, and then when you come in, text them the ENTIRE TIME you are there, YOU HAVE HAD AN EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL EXPERIENCE, dear ONES.
Tell us HOW YOU FEEL, when you DO SO.
And dearest ONES, we would like you to ALLOW your children to TEACH you the lessons YOU CANNOT LEARN, because they are TOO SIMPLE FOR YOUR COMPLEX MIND.
JUST do not forget to DOT your EYES and CROSS, your TEES, dear ONES, read your CHILD a book on MOLECULAR BIOLOGY, and TELL US, dear ONES, what their REACTION IS,
Then, dear ONES, TELL THEM to read a BOOK to YOU, and TELL us what YOUR REACTION IS.
Tell us, dear ones, WHEN YOU DO THIS SO!
“United we STAND, Divided WE FALL.” We say, Ring around the roses, pocket full of posers, ashes, ashes, they all FALL DOWN!
Yes, dear ONES, and so it is so it is so, until it is not.
A.U.R.U.R.U.A.