#1. “Oh hey that’s Bill, I know that guy. Moved down south last winter.
#2. I eat how much a day? No way! I eat like half that. I’m just bloated right now.
#3 Let’s see… blah blah blah blah… I fly how many miles a day? Pffff! On a lazy day! See that mountain over there? There n back, no stops.
#4. Hey slow down Einstein, don’t be turnin’ the page yet.
#5. How much did you pay for this book anyway? Sucker….